9/11 RETARDS

If there is one thing that I hate most in this world, are 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists.

You people are stupid.

Your propogation of disinformation, and unintellectual spin makes me want to quit my job and start a crusade against all of you. You are as stupid as people who believe Elvis is alive, Bigfoot is real and Christ cured lepers.

I can't believe how many times I have to point to Skeptic Magazine and they're definitive answers to the insurmountable and imperical PROOF, they painstakingly put together to show the world how much of total assholes these CT's are.

Fuck all of you


AND FUCK KPFK for propogating this crap.


FUCK

g33k l1f3

OMGZZZZ

I <3 MC Router.

This 1337 MC from DFW Texas has made all the capacitors on my board start blipping uncontrollably.

I saw the pic of her new tattoo on BoingBoing yesterday and had no idea the depths of g33kd0m someone can really go.

But not just the 1337 g33ks that we all know and love, but one of the most dedicated, hardcore, and talented nrrds I've ever known. AND! She can make some serious music. Her tune "Unwired" a revenge track she wrote attacking Wired Magazine is like getting whacked over the head with a Apple IIe.

Wicked, wicked stuff my girl =]

Evil Fuck Of The Week (EFOTW)

If there is one person who embodies the concept of an Evil Fuck™, it's this grade-A, prime-cut, top-shelf, Evil Fuck.

Dick Motherfucking Cheney.

Do I really need to explain why? If you're confused, stand up, look over your cubicle and ask your neighbor what makes this motherfucker so goddamn evil.

Chances are (some say 8 out of 10 officeworkers) despise him just as much as I do and you will.

OMFG!

This is one of the best films I've seen in a long, long time.

I purposefully denied myself knowing too much about it before I was able to see it, and I'm glad I kept this goal. Having the full impact of this film, without any foresight of what was to come, made it into an incredibly nervous experience. Start to finish I was fully engulfed in this supremely intense story.

Co-worker said the making-of was super interesting. Some of the camera work was just mind-boggling.

Definitely one to buy for the home library.

WORST-ein

Great TPM article here about my favorite cross-dresser and yours, Dan Gerstein. Remember, he's DroopyDog's #1 buttlicker around town so please give him hell.

This guy can sincerely eat my butthole. In fact, I'd bet I could get him to do it too.

Check out his wack-ass blog if you enjoy the sensation of vomit rising in the back of your throat.

Baghdad Prophecy

Tell us what you see happening here in Baghdad

I see but I cannot speak. I see, great disaster. I see, I cannot tell! There are great buildings falling. Women and children slain. I see... War! War!! Mysterious and evil forces are at work

Rudd nails Howard

I hope our politicians watch Sky News and have learned from Kevin Rudd. He shows just how easy it is to debase this kind of rhetorical nonsense.

C&L has some great video posted here.

People Everyone Should Hate

*Update: I will be hosting a weekly "Evil Fuck™" starting next Monday


Here are a bunch of people who make me puke bile every morning. Some say they are annoying idiots, others say they are evil fucks. I say to both groups "Let's just all get along and call them Annoying Idiot Evil Fucks!" (h/t: Bill Hicks, RIP)

I'm disgusted people like this are given carte blanche to say whatever nonsense they want on our airwaves, knowing full well how easy it is to manipulate the meme's of the "bungled masses" and get away with it, unchecked, every time.

And they do so without care of digging us further into that bloody, dark, hole which gets increasingly harder to get out of, the more they dig us in.

Shame on you, you collective bunch of cunts.

• Paul Wolfowitz


• Richard Perle


• Eliot Cohen


• Joe Lieberman


• William Kristol


• Joe Klein


• Steve Forbes


• Richard Armitage


• William Bennett

Skepticism and You!

If there is one thing we all should have learned in these last few years is to stay as fucking SKEPTICAL as possible of everything, at every turn and every corner.

Blind faith is the last thing any of us should give to anyone. It's become increasingly easier and easier for us to find our own information, whether through Wikipedia, the Library of Congress, or just about any archived source on the world-wide internets.

Skeptic Magazine has been a staple to my intelligence diet, and I suggest everyone at least subscribe to their e-newsletter, even if you don't sub to their print magazine.

Or help celebrate Chuck D's bday this year and subscribe to the Skepticality Podcast and maybe buy those books you've been thinking about such as The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins), How To Debate A Creationist (Dr. Michael Shermer) or one of the many books by James Randi.

Also, Dr. Michael Shermer is hosting the 2nd of 2007's series "Skeptic Magazine Caltech Lecture Series" this coming Sunday:

Dr. Randel Helms
The Bible Against Itself:
Who Wrote the Bible & Why it was Written

Before the sacred authors were declared sacred, they were fair game for attack or revision. If you open up the Bible and read it straight through, you will notice two things that should not be true if it had been written as a coherent whole and with a single purpose. First, the Bible is quite repetitious; second, the Bible frequently seems to contradict itself. Readers have often ignored these contradictions, apologists have long tried to reconcile them, and critics revel in them.

Event Date: February 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Location: Baxter Lecture Hall
Speaker: Dr. Randel Helms


(pictured below are my hero's of skepticism..see how many you can name!)

Happy Birthday Chucky D!!

No, not the rapper.

Ye olde originale Naturist and the first to start talkin' all that evolution, and "Origin Of Species" shit, yo.

He was born 198 years ago today. If he were still alive, he'd be almost 200 years old, and that's a fact.

I'm not in love, just completely and overwhelmingly infatuated

Just finished downloading episode 2 of the Sarah Silverman Program.

The first took a second viewing to love, but it's rare we get this kind of goodness on the U.S. TV sitcom circuit, so love it in whichever shape it comes in when it does come in. And when it comes in Sarah, good enough for me.

Something else I hate

While I love to hash-it-out on comments at places like C&L, HuffPo, Eschaton and others, one thing I can't stand is people going massively OT in comment threads.

It's fantastic that C&L finally got around to banning all "911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!" posts from their comments, people are still fucking horrible twats out there who can't let those of us who want to not only A) Stay on-topic - and B) add pertinent and relevant information.. but who also like to add to the signal and not so much the noise.

you fuckers, just stop.